ughsher:

he’s coming

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toonskribblez:

its funny when you dont scroll all the way down and all you see is this

toonskribblez:

its funny when you dont scroll all the way down and all you see is thisimage

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MOTHERFUCKING THEATRE ETIQUETTE TIPS

bluhbluhhugedork:

burnedoffwings:

prose-b4bros:

1. Wear your motherfucking best clothes—it shows the actors that you think their performance is worth dressing up for.

2. Shut the fuck up—Don’t fucking open that hole on your face while the show is taking place.

3. Put your motherfucking cell phone away—that’s fucking rude and I really shouldn’t have to explain why

4.
DO. NOT. LEAVE. DURING. BOWS.

5. KEEP YOUR FUCKING FEET OFF THE GOD DAMN SEATS

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akinators-boyfriend:


nobody came to his birthday party

SHUT UP OKAY THAT MADE ME REALLY FREAKING SAD OKAY LOOK HOW SWEET AND CUTE HE LOOKS POOR BABY 

akinators-boyfriend:

nobody came to his birthday party

SHUT UP OKAY THAT MADE ME REALLY FREAKING SAD OKAY LOOK HOW SWEET AND CUTE HE LOOKS POOR BABY 

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hellanerd:

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

MY ENTIRE DASH IS NICOLAS CAGE WHAT DID I DO

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imageDID YOU THINK I WAS KIDDING

imageYOUTUBE NO

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MY SISTER CAN GO TO HELL

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shimawa:

braydaaan:

torn-by-dreams:

I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?

tiny snake don’t kill
tiny snake friend

shimawa:

braydaaan:

torn-by-dreams:

I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?

tiny snake don’t kill

tiny snake friend

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fagsindubai:

qualities i look for in a man

fagsindubai:

qualities i look for in a man

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bummerfriends:

April 2014: Horrorscopes for thefreshzine

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Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

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